Really, Chilli? LOL

So Im watching this VH1 show, "What Chilli Wants." Do yall watch this show? I find myself tuning into it every week, but I gotta tell ya, this girl gets on my damn nerves!

I mean, we all have a general idea of what we like or what we would be looking for in a person, but this chick has so many "must be's" on her checklist, it dont make no damn sense. Especially since the shit she wants aint got a damn thing to do with the fiber of a man. Missy had me cracking up, cause she said exactly what I was thinking: Well Jesus aint available, and Obama's already taken, so..... LOL This chick is outta her mind. And Im a little disappointed too, because I've always liked her. Now she's coming off all goody-two-shoe and I dont like it.

The most I've liked her was this week, when she finally admitted that she has been thinking about her friend, Floyd (Mayweather) in more of a romantic light lately and wants to see where they might be able to take the relationship. Then she was honest, and vulnerable, and a lot more likable. Too bad he's an asshole and stood her up on the date where she planned to confess her feelings. Dude, he just forgot? Really? And he lives in Vegas and he didnt even come to see your first stateside show in seven years - IN VEGAS? Floyd was somewhere gettin him some booty, girl LOL.

It did get me thinking though. Whats too much to expect? I mean you cant expect to build a man from the ground up, like he's gonna be just perfectly everything you want. Thats not to say you cant find it, but thats some shit you just stumble across, and interestingly enough, tends to be a friend turned lover situation, more often than not. To LOOK for that in a random person, I believe, youre setting yourself up for disappointment. People are imperfect. Period. You shouldnt settle, by any means, but I think its more about finding someone whose imperfections complement yours. Should you even have a list? Or should you just treat every situation like an audition? I kinda lean toward the latter.

I do have a handful of things that are mandatory, but they're not things only 1% of the population can pull off LOL. Mine is shit like "have a job" LOL. Thats doable right? LOL "Dont be a crackhead." Again, doable LOL. The biggest stretch might be "be funny, not stupid." That's gonna eliminate some people. That's gonna eliminate people who dont even know they're eliminated LOL. You know people think they funny and they are so not LOL. Im just sayin.

But I do go into things more like an audition, simply because, I find I like things that I didnt know I would. I also hate things about people that I didnt know I would. Strangely enough, I also like things in some people that I hate in others LOL. I know, makes absolutely no sense, but this is me we're talking about here LOL. But yes, its like an audition. No script, no pretense, just show me what you got. I take what a guy gives me and I chew on it..... oooh, that did not sound right LOL. You know what I meant LOL..... I see what someone is bringing to the table, and I decide if its something I want to explore. Am I already seeing things I dont like - red flags, if you will? Do I even believe what he's saying to me? Am I feeling any chemistry? Does he leave me wanting to know more? I mean, to me, it shouldnt be all that difficult. While you steady waiting to check shit off your list, somebody else is out there giving your potential mate a chance. TALKING to him, despite the fact that he might eat pork LOL. Like you cant work on that later, get your checklist life together, Chilli!!! LOL