#FML

Maybe its me.

It might be me...... but one thing that makes me wanna stab a man in the eye more than most anything else.... let me just tell you what happened.

Im on the video chat with my pseudo-sig right? He was acting brand new over the weekend, so you know, I gave him the business a little bit. You know what this fool had the nerve to ask me?

"Are you on your period?"


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Excuse me??? (that's what I said to him LOL) He gonna try to clean it up and say he remembers me saying I was gonna have it this week, and plus I seemed a little emotional.

Again - EXCUSE ME???? LOL All I could manage to do was laugh, but I really did wanna stab him with a rusty butter knife LOL. Emotional. Im emotional? Ok.... (and if you know anything about when a black woman ends a conversation with "ok" then I dont need to tell you that by the time the conversation was over, he had changed his clubbing plans to stay home and talk to me all night, and he was still texting me when we got offline). Muthafucka LOL. He got his nerve.

Then I get to work today, determined to have a good day because the last few have been so shitty, and these people are making it their purpose in life to not have me succeed LOL. Im at my desk and this tech supervisor calls me on the phone, asking if Im coming out to do the community walk with her. Um...... no, LOL. "That's tomorrow." She wants to sit there and go back and forth with me about whether I was scheduled to go today or tomorrow. "Look, I know I wouldnt have scheduled myself for today because I have appointments this afternoon. You dont remember calling me yesterday and asking me if it was today or tomorrow and I said tomorrow?" "No," and proceeded to tell me about somebody else she had scheduled for whatever. I dont care nothing bout somebody else's schedule, Im tellin YOU, "Im not on for today, and its right here in my Outlook, Im lookin at it right now."

*crickets*

"Ok well tomorrow at 9, then?" "Yes, Michelle." *sigh*

THEN LOL.....THEN I get an email from this guy asking me to call him. He's not one of my customers but a colleague of mine asked me to work with him. Fine. I call the guy and he's looking for information he coulda got from customer service. I hate when people call in favors from me that they dont need. Play your hand better! LOL

Anyway, in the midst of me giving the guy the information he's asking for, he goes into a damn rant about how my company is not competitive (pricewise) and how we conned him into a 3yr contract and its so ridiculous LOL. Really? "Ok sir, well let me explain something to you - the term pricing is much better than the month-to-month pricing, so a customer so interested in his bottom line is more likely to be concerned about the money he's saving than the length of the term he's on. Furthermore, this agreement keeps your pricing the same, for the life of the term, even if we decide to end the promotion you signed up for." He basically ignored everything I had just said and continued to complain about our prices and how one of our major competitors is not only cheaper, but has better service. Then he asked me to send him pricing for a new line and satellite TV............

*staring into the camera*

............cause with our prices being so high and our service being crappy, asking me to send you pricing for additional services is just the natural thing to do LOL.

I'm being punk'd. I gotta be.