Nerve

Once upon a time, my mama married a douche. Numerous unspeakable violations, a divorce and damn near thirty years later, this muthafucka wanna pop on Facebook, passing messages and shit.

My sister asked me a month or two ago if this cat had reached out to me on there. He hadnt, and I asked her why she was asking - you know, if he had tried to reach out to her - but I dont believe she ever responded and it slipped my mind in our subsequent conversations.

But then this morning, I log on and this fool had sent me a message saying "give your mother a hug and a kiss for me." Bitch, you tryna play me? My mother dont want no parts of you and I damn sure dont. Give her a hug and a kiss - GTFOH! His page name is a frat handle, there's no pic, and the year of birth is at least ten years younger than his actual, so twenty to one, he's still a douche.

I go to hit my sister up and tell her he messaged me and this nicca all up on the wall: "it was great to hear your voice..." ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME???? She actually SPOKE to this muthafucka??? COME ON SON!

Real talk tho, he's got an angle. I dont know what it is and it might be hard to figure it out cause I have no intention of responding to this or any other message this bastard ass bastard sends to me, but I know he up to something. I know he is. He can fuck around if he want to. Thats all Im sayin.