Digfiles - Episode 2

These crackheads are out of control LOL.

What nerve you gotta have to go up to somebody's house, who you dont know from a can of paint, and ring the fuse out of the doorbell at 8-something in the morning on a Saturday! I understand trying to get out there with your handy dandy shovel bright and early to beat out all the other crackheads, but how about ringing the doorbell like you got some sense, and not like I owe you money? Then to KEEP on ringing it like a crazy person, as if to say "bitch, hurry up, its cold out here!" like I'm supposed to give a gotdamn that you cold, when you just woke me out of my weekly celebrity wetdream, and Nelly was just about to get loose! Get your fucken life together! I left his ass right out there - if you hurry, you can catch up with the Jehovah's witnesses I left out there last week, LOL

Then I call this number my girl gave me yesterday, for the guy who plowed her driveway. He asks me where I am, I tell him. He asks me if I had my driveway plowed yesterday, I say no. "No, Im sorry, Im not gonna be able to make that today." Why the fuck not? LOL You feel some kinda way about people who rather just pay once for a plowing, knowing full well we were gonna get another heavy snow the following day? Should I have called yesterday, paid $15 and then called again today to pay you some more? Why the hell would I do that? LOL You just know your minicooper ass truck couldnt handle that 2-day hit all at once. Just say that! Fucker.

But I lucked out and found a number for another guy in the area who was also cheap. I called him, he came, and turns out it was an old homey of mine. Cute as all get-out but just as much drama, so you already know I made myself busy doing other shit while he was plowing. But tell me why every snow plow guy thinks they have to instruct you on how to pull your car out of the driveway? He plowed from the street, up to my car, then waited for me to move the car, so he could do the rest, and Im getting, "ok so what you wanna do is go forward first to get a little runway room" (runway room, dude, really? LOL)"and then put it in reverse and gun it real hard."

*staring into the camera*

Thanks. I dont think I would have ever figured that out. *RME*

Still and all, I was grateful he came to the rescue, because I needed a store run like I needed my next breath, and I'da had a better chance swimming out the driveway than trying to get through 2 feet of snow. Yall know how people be exaggerating, saying shit like "yo, it had to be like 2 feet of snow!" and it was really like 5 or 6 inches? LOL This was literally 2 feet of snow - more in some parts. I was thigh-deep in it while I was brushing off my car (also 2 feet deep in snow) and I'm 5'8, so we talkin bout some serious accumulation! My whole damn body hurts right now, just from ten minutes of snow removal. I can skip taebo AND hip hop abs for at least two days LOL

Last point... and dont say SHIT LOL..... I finally took my Christmas tree down LOL. Dont judge me, people, I be busy LOL. Furthermore, I've spent a lot of time upstairs in my house lately, so the Christmas tree was very much out of sight, out of mind a lotta nights. There are a ton of people out here whose Christmas lights are still up OUTSIDE their houses, and they still pluggin them shits in at night, so dont give me no shit about my tree LOL. At least it was inside, so you had to come over to know it was there, LOL. At any rate, its officially down now, so yall can scratch my name off the list of people who need their asses kicked LOL.

Dont judge me! LOL