Company Men

Some guys are just scuzzbuckets LOL. We all know some. Those are the ones who try to get into any and everybody's pants. Those are the guys who date you and three other girls at the same time, dont tell you, but when you find out, youre so not surprised. Or maybe they have somebody at home, but everyone knows they sleep around and nobody understands why their girls or wives stay, because they know too. Those guys "wear a badge" meaning you can tell on sight, or at least after very little exposure to them, that they aint shit.

But verily I say unto you (LOL work with me now) just because he's not wearing a badge, doesnt mean he dont work there LOL. Think about where you work - do people wear badges? Now tell me this - does your CEO? LMAOOOOO!

Some dudes are so good at what they do, they will have you crazy around here, thinking YOU did something wrong. You could catch him butt naked at the next chick's house and he'll flip it on you, like you was wrong for following him over there LOL. These are the dudes we give the benefit of the doubt because they dont seem like the type. I can recall dozens of conversations, where somebody is playing devil's advocate, like "well how do you know HE aint do (such and such)" and the woman goes "I just dont think he's that type" or "he's not like that" only to find out later that he was exactly like that.

You know those guys from the Lifetime movies that [I think] I talked about before, with a family in Texas and another in Jersey? They exist. They get away with that shit because they dont seem to be the type. Make no mistake, they are all the type. Not literally, I just mean they are all capable of pulling the wool over your eyes, as are we, so you cant put anything past them. If you smell a rat, dont ignore the stench. Trust your instincts and keep your eyes open.

All company employees eventually report for work. That's all I'm saying.