I Think I'm Being Punk'd

So I was supposed to have a drink date with one of my guy friends last night, but that didnt happen, so my girl ended up coming over to chill. She somehow convinced me to call my ex, after he came up in conversation, and he's all "Im so glad you called me, I miss you" LOL. Dude, stop yourself LOL. You know like I know, you are only going there because you know you are on speaker and she's in the room. He STAY fronting for people who he knows liked him when we were together, trying to get the sympathy votes to rally up a comeback for his tired ass. Not gon happen, cap'n. Glad you're doing well, carry on.

A couple hours prior, I was on Facebook and got into a chat conversation with a guy I have been friends with damn near all my life and he musta been drinking the kool-aid too. Im not gonna get into that conversation, but suffice it to say that it had me looking around my living room for hidden cameras LOL. I HAVE to be on Punk'd right now.

Not 30 minutes later, I'm getting a Facebook message from one of my high school exes (read: addictions LOL), talking about how we need to get up for drinks.

Shortly after that, another high school flashback hits me up on the chat. "I think I'm mad at you. I always liked you but you kept hooking me up with your friends." LMAO! Yeah, I can TOTALLY see how you should be mad at ME for that LOL. *rolling my eyes*

Enter text message conversation... somebody else is missing me. WTF is going on??? Am I dying and everyone knows it but me? LOL Did some memo go out recently to all the men I know, saying..... I dont even know what the hell it would have said, but dammit, I'm sensing a conspiracy LOL.

Yesterday had to be one of the weirdest days ever, but this kinda thing has been happening for a couple of weeks now. I dont understand it. Am I like.... in season? LOL Dont get me wrong, it's a little bit of an ego stroke, I guess, but how about I start getting these confessions from somebody who actually can follow through on some shit, or AT LEAST be available to actually do so. Where are the REAL prospects? I dont want no married, involved, jobless, shiftless, goal-lacking, or gutter bunny booty chasers sniffing after me, and I'm sorry, I dont buy the whole "15 years later, I had an epiphany" bullshit either. What is THAT about? Is this what's hot in the streets, 2010? LOL Is this what this year is gonna be like?

Where is Susan Miller? I need to holla at her ASAP, cause I dont remember reading anything about this mess in my January horoscope...