B Movie Saturday

So I spent my whole day today watching black B movies. It's one of my favorite pastimes when I have a quiet, lazy day at home, and when its 12 degrees outside, let me tell you, Netflix is a girl's best friend.

So I'm watching movies and there were two that stood out to me. One is called "30 Years to Life" and is about a group of friends, all going through the "I'm about to turn 30" phase I wrote about yesterday. I've actually seen this movie before but it came up in the "suggested movies" row on Netflix, so I felt like God was telling me to watch it again LOL. If you are dealing with turning 30 and looking for someone to relate to you, it's pretty decent. Stars Tracy Morgan, Paula Jai Parker, and Allen Payne, just to name a few.

I watched this other movie called "Issues" too. It wasn't what I would call a "good movie" LOL but it was alright. Laz Alonso is really the only recognizable main character, but Todd Bridges and Reynaldo Rey also make an appearance. The reason I wanted to mention this flick is because one of the storylines tickled me.

Yall ever developed a "thing" for somebody you normally kinda hate? LOL

Ladies - has there ever been a dude that you found attractive, who at least appears to have all his shyt together, and all things considered, he might just be PERFECT for you...... if he wasn't such a ho? LOL Or asshole or liar?

And fellas - I KNOW you've known a woman who would check every box on the wifey checklist except for the fact that she is just SUCH a bitch! STAY with a funky attitude for no damn reason.

You're fine with it, because he/she might be hella sexy or have a fat ass, but you can't stand em because of that characteristic they display 98% of the time, so usually, you dont even allow yourself to think about that person "in that way".

But then..... ohhhhh then LOL......

THEN you have the misfortune of catching an itty bitty glimpse of something else inside this person, and you're all discombobulated. They say something that's so deep, or do something that is so sweet, or in some other way, shape or form, show you something outside of and sometimes completely opposite their usual M-O and for just a few seconds, that vision of you pushing them down a flight of stairs looks a lot more like you and them in a messy sweat on somebody's couch LOL.

Rochester is a small town, so in an effort to protect the innocent, I'm gonna be brief, but this one guy I know drives me up the damn wall. I don't hate him - we're actually cool - but I just can't fk with him cause this nigga AINT SHYT LOL. He's attractive, smart, soooo funny, has all his shyt together and I'm convinced he'd be a beast in the bedroom.... but everything I know about him tells me he just ain't shyt. Ever known a dude that claims to dig you, but will holla at your girlfriend right in front of you, then wonder why you dont believe he's really into you? The guy that tends to has a girlfriend-type stashed away somewhere that you always find out about through somebody else, or through some random pics SHE posted online? Yeah well, he's THAT guy LOL.

But he's charming, and if you ever find yourself in a conversation with him about something real, he can be sooooo deep. It's the only time you feel like he's really being honest with you, and suddenly you notice his smile and the temperature in the room goes up like 15 degrees LOL. I HATE those moments cause I like to have that force field of he-aint-shit-ness between us so I dont have to deal with almost liking him, but the good part is that I dont talk to him often and I see him even less, so I'm usually safe.

*Sighhhhhhhh*

I have to laugh just thinking about it. If he had any idea I felt this way, I'd be in trouble. He'd do everything in his power to break me, and I get the feeling he'd eventually wear me down, so lets just keep this our little secret LOL.