Just smile and STFU

HA!

You ever have a dude interact with you a certain way and change that interaction up, depending on who’s around? This fool did that to me today LOL. I wanted to walk to his house (that I would never walk to LOL) and slap him with a loaf of bread LOL.

I said something on my FB about wanting a turkey sub (hero, hoagie, torpedo, or whatever you know it by) and he comments about wanting one too and to get him one, but by the time he sends that, I’m already gone. If you know me and you know him, you know I wasn’t bringing his ass one anyway, but I knew full well his request was not facetious. However, unbeknownst to me at the time, the place I went doesn’t do them on Sundays. I came back and told him that and a whole conversation about subs and who has em and whose are the best ensued. There are about 20 comments, all just me and him going back and forth. Half way through, I’m thinking, “why aren’t we texting this conversation?” along with “dude, I already found something, I don’t care what you bout to eat, I just know I aint goin to get it” LOL.

The conversation finally kinda dies out and (why the hell do I smell like a baby??? Anyhooo….) then my girl shows up. “There comes a point when you should just text each other, nobody wants to read this shit” LOL (or something to that effect). I laughed and told her that I had just had that thought too, and suddenly, he and she begin exchanging “aint seen you in a minute” pleasantries, and he’s like “Im just on here chatting with my high school homey” LOL Me: “chatting with your who? LOL” MY girl: “AAAAAND Im out” LMAOOOOOOOO. She had no idea I knew him, so she therefore had no idea HOW I knew him either, but Im sure she saw a head swinging coming LOL

I had no intention of screaming on him all in public. I like to think I have a little class LOL. I was just letting him know, don’t be tryna fucken play me, bruh, I see your shit, LOL. High school homey – as if he hadn’t seen me in years. That’s that “let me downplay this here situation so I don’t fuck up future ass possibilities” shit. I still don’t know how she knows him, so she might say “nah he was friends with so-n-so that I use to talk to, so he know he aint never getting none, ever in life” but that’s what he was doing, nonetheless. I ended up shutting the thread down to prevent him from saying some stupid shit that would provoke me to really wanna show up on his porch, and then **brrrrrring** text message. This nicca. Oh no, no, don’t be tryna text me now, HOMEY LOL. I wasn’t your “high school” HOMEY yesterday when you “wanted some brown sugar” or any given number of days in the past few weeks when you were trying to get me over to the crib, talking about how I got your goodies and never came back and your feelings are hurt LMAO! I aint even bother texting his punk ass back cause he can officially “kiss the baby” (please refer to your Ochocinco handbooks for clarification LOL)

I cant even be mad at him cause he’s that type of dude I could expect that type of lame shit from, but on the flip side, had it been a dude who “entered the room” he’d be all “my boo boo” this and “my boo boo” that. And whats so funny is he aint even smooth with it. That shit was hella blatant fire-retardation like a muthafucka LOL. He never even had to address our affiliation at all, since the question was never posed. "How you been?" isnt that deep LOL. I gave my girl the rundown when she asked, how he’s an old BOYFRIEND who I had salt and peppered some time in with more recently, but I didn’t even bother to inquire about how she knows him cause I don’t really care now. That shit was a complete and utter turnoff and, to think, after our “brown sugar” conversation yesterday, I was gonna try to make it over there this week. Nicca done played himself right out the pussy LOL **smh**

That’s funny too cause me and one of my other girls were talking about that recently – how a dude don’t know how close he is to getting it and fucks up and says or does some shit that gets his contract terminated right there on the spot. Sometimes the best thing for your dumb ass to do is smile and STFU. If youre still here, youre doing okay, don’t fuck up the church’s money tryna be cute and shit. But some people just don’t get it.

And yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. Didn’t we just talk about exes and people we use to deal with and how we don’t wanna be going back down them roads? Yes. HOWEVER, in my own defense, this was already in play prior to that conversation and I never had any intention on anything other than an occasional oil change. I aint taking on any NEW old contracts LOL. Don’t judge me LOL.

High school homey – HA!