Hot as Hell

Dude, I have not slept in three days. I am about ready to kill some damn body!

It has been 95 degrees for the last three days, and before you folks in other areas start posturing with your 110 degrees, let me explain something to you: where I live don’t get hot LOL. Period. It might warm up considerably, but this muthafucka don’t get HOT LOL. 95 humid ass degrees might as well be 212.

I aint been sleeping.

I aint been eating.

I aint been doing shit but sweating and showering and sweating again LOL.

So in my effort to actually get some sleep, I decide to sleep with my fan on. Brilliant idea, except now my neck and joints are all stiff from sleeping under it, and as the old folks say “the cold got in my bones.” I haven’t quite figured out how that happened since all the fan did was blow fucken HOT air around, but somehow, yeah. Aside from feeling achy, my throat’s been all sore and closed up for 2 days – hurts to talk, and yes, swallow.

I heard that, shut up, LOL. **smh**

This is some bullshit. I aint picked up no germs, that I know of. I haven’t been sneezed or coughed on, or been in the presence of anyone else that was sick, so Im feeling some kinda way right now. Who gets sick when its damn near 100 degrees? What you even do for some shit like that in this heat? You cant drink hot tea cause you’ll catch on fire! LOL No, I swear you will LOL. Heating pad? For real? Did I mention its 1,000 gotdamn degrees? LOL

This. Is. Some. Bullshit.

LOL