Day Trip

So I had to make a day trip to NYC yesterday for a job interview. The company flew me down, so of course, I was going LOL. Flew Jet Blue going in, and that flight was great. Nice stewardess, timely and efficient, no turbulence, beautiful sky, everything. Plus they have Direct Tv, so the flight is over before you know it. I love them.

But these muthafuckas had me on Delta on the way back. I. Hate. Delta.

Flight was supposed to leave at 8:59. Why the hell didn’t it even BOARD until 11:15? I didn’t get home til 12:30 last night, tired as fuck. They had me crammed in that last seat – you know the one that doesn’t recline? Right by the bathroom, next to a man who has no concept of personal space. I felt like we were spooning while we slept. Seriously LOL.

Then there was this lady with a cryin ass baby that for whatever reason did not want to breast feed to sleep. How ridiculous do you look on a plane, trying to shove your boob into a baby’s mouth, who doesn’t want it? LOL The baby was obviously very tired and just couldn’t be made comfortable but I aint wanna hear that shit, that late on a Wednesday. He looked at me for a few seconds at one point and I gave him the evil eye squint. Take your ass to sleep, or Im gonna stick you in the overhead compartment! Im sure that wasn’t the reason, but he did find his way to sleep shortly after LOL.

Then I come home and my house is in shambles. There are papers all over the living room floor, the fans are still on full blast, Im tripping over High School Musical 3 dance mats and pencils and shit and there are sunflower seeds in my tub. WTF were these kids doing in here, and why did my sister not make them clean up before she took them? Im about to leave a sternly worded note on the door for them to see when they get back LOL. They lucky Im going in to the office today, or I’d be waiting on the porch for them with my Joe Jackson double wide!

The good news is, the interview went well, and if I land the gig, I will likely be located in DC, as opposed to NYC, so we shall see what happens.