These Dreams

These fucken dreams are getting out of control!

Last night I dreamed my job made us all go on this weekend retreat and it turned out to be some kinda sex, drugs and alcohol “flower power” love fest orgy shit. It was like a cult – everybody was drinking (like they always are LOL) but this time also “rolling” (on E, for the squares LOL) and people just started fuckin all over the place. I didn’t want to do the E, so they slipped it in my drink and before the night was over, I was making out with this white girl that sit behind me at the office LOL. There was some other random cult shit but that was the part that made me be like DA HELL????

And this morning, I get to work and start pluggin all my shit in, and don’t this same white girl I made out with in the dream come peak her head around my shoulder asking, “You got another spoon for me today, hun? I promise I’ll go steal some later.” LMAOOOO! Take the damn spoon, girl. Here, take a knife and fork too LOL


WTF ??? LOL I do think my job is a cult though. There are so many aspects of it that make me feel like I'm part of some secret society where everybody has to have the same line of thinking and deviation is not encouraged or appreciated. I’ve even seen people fired, seemingly because they went against the grain, so to speak. No shock at all why I dreamed a cult environment but damn LOL. Maybe it was trying to tell me not to get sucked in. Do what I have to do to be successful for as long as I'm here but not to forget who I am. I’ve actually had conscious thoughts along those lines recently, so that would make perfect sense. But why it gotta culminate into a dream like THAT?

Maybe Jesus aint too big on fortune cookies. *shrugs*