Man of my dreams

Last night I had a dream that I got macked LOL.

I was on a movie date. We were in line at the concession stand when I felt somebody staring a hole in my neck. My eyes followed the energy to a small group of guys standing off to the side and sure enough, one of them was eyeing me down. He was fine too LOL. He smiled at me and I smiled back unintentionally, feeling myself blush. I turned away, returning my attention to my date and a few seconds later, I hear, “Cuzzo! Whats up?!” It was the dude I just smiled at LOL.

He spun me around and hugged me super hard, lifting me off my feet. I was like WTF? LOL “How’s my auntie doing? You know, I gotta call her. I keep saying Ima call and I just keep forgetting. Oh! I got a new number too, gimme your phone so I can give it to you.” At this point, I'm completely amused but I'm also grateful he’s doing all the talking cause I don’t know WTF is going on. All I know is dude took my phone out my hand and introduced himself to my date as my cousin while he proceeded to enter his contact information into my cell and then pressed the call button to send my info to his LOL. My date’s all goofy, smiling and “oh ok, nice to meet you” LOL…. Smh….. Dude’s still going on and on about his sister was just talking about me and she gonna trip when he tells her he saw me and I am doing my best not to bust out laughing as I nod and mutter “mm” and “oh” on prompt LOL. Then it was “What you doing later, I’ll tell her to call you. Yall” (me and the date)” got plans or something?” I look at my date quick before shaking my head no (he also shook his head, dumb ass still smiling LOL) so dude took his cue and reiterated “Cool we’ll call you later on then” [insert super hard hug and kiss on the cheek] “Aight cuz, I’ll holla.” And he went back to his crew.

I had to excuse myself to the ladies room on our way to the theater because I couldn’t believe what just happened and couldn’t stop laughing. Later on after I was back home, I get a text – “can you talk?” I text back “yes” noticing his name on the screen, which I cannot for the life of me remember now. When he called I promptly let him know that the guy was NOT my boyfriend but appreciated him (kinda) respecting the fact that he might be and commended him for the creativity.

I remember enjoying the talk and getting ready to go meet him out somewhere but I think I musta woke up after that cause I don’t remember anything else. I just have one thing to say really……. I NEED THIS DUDE in my life, where the hell is he? LMAOOOOOOOOOO!

Serious business though – if a dude ever pulled this shit off in real life, I’d have no choice but to marry him LOL. I'm just sayin. I woke up smiling and stayed smiling for the whole first half hour of the morning LOL. I'd totally give that guy a shot. You gotta love a mind that works that far outside the box.

Anyway, I was totally amused so I just wanted to share. Carry on.