First thing in the damn morning....smh

SMH.

Why do I have to explain to you why I dont want to have sex with you? The first few words of the phrase "I dont want to...." should be all you need. And are you really trying guilt me right now? Seriously? All that shit you talkin bout was seven years ago LOL. SEVEN YEARS, DUDE!

"Well its been forever."

"Theres a reason its been forever. We aint in that space no more."

"Why cant we go back... we grown...."

*staring into the camera* You dont sound very grown right now. "We were grown then."

"Ok but why cant we go back to that space?"

*staring into the camera* *updating Google translator* "Because I dont WANT to."

Would it have been better for me to say (among other things) that the dick was trash? I mean it was, but I kinda feel like it mighta ruined our friendship if I had said it LOL. At the end of the day though, I shouldnt have to give you a reason.

Did I mention that this whole conversation arose because he wanted to see me while Im here and I told him to meet me at the happy hour Im going to tomorrow? Yeah well, he felt some kinda way about it. "Oh I gotta meet you at the club now?" LOL no, you aint GOTTA do nothing. Im just saying, thats where I'll be if you should be looking. He clearly hasnt gotten the memo that what HE wants has no impact on what I want. Could I have had him come by my girl's crib? Sure. She knows him, she'd be fine with that. The truth of the matter is, he's just not that high on my list of priorities for me to even put that on the table. Its not like we havent been in touch - he's up to date on whats going on in my life (as much as a non-member of the inner circle would be) so its not like we have catching up to do. WTF do you need to come sit on a couch for? LOL And where did all this sex shit come from? A bitch posts a pic that reminds you how nice her legs are and muhfuckas come out the woodwork tryna get that old thang back. Look here, bruh. That old thang wasnt that good the first time around, thats why its old LOL. It is not by accident that I havent been fuckin with you like that. Or you. OR you LOL.

WTF is in the water up here?

SMH.