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I feel inclined to say that I work with a bunch of whores LOL. But I dont. Well.... yeah I do LOL. But the real deal is I work with a bunch of 24 year olds. Most 24 year olds are whores LOL. They just dont realize it.

Clearly Im joking with the overgeneralization but Im not at all joking about it being true about these bitches I work with. If they're 24 - and most of em are - they're whores LOL. Party girls. They drink too much at corporate functions and make out with coworkers they barely say two words to during the week. Just because its fun.

Okay. *shrugs* No judgment here.

But its really fucking annoying to watch a woman, even if you are 24, do the whole excessive giggling thing and pour yourself all over some guy with a girlfriend he's damn near married to, who is just gonna turn to me and tell me how ridiculous you are when you get up to go to the bathroom. And yes, I like you, but I cant tell him he shouldnt say such things about you because they are true. All of them. And I suspect its three times worse outside these walls.

One chick in particular wants a boyfriend soooooo bad. Its all she talks about but she doesnt have a clue that the reason she cant find one is because she's being stupid and playing herself at every turn. She's seeing a banker and a teacher. The banker is showing interest in wanting to spend time, meanwhile the teacher MIGHT text her once a week and which one is she worried about? Of course. The teacher. Then teacher's friend sends her a message about wanting to hang out and she's asking if she should go. More accurately, she's trying to justify the request as not being of ill intent. Dude, they're FRIENDS. Not just people who know each other, FRIENDS. Its not like he doesnt know you are seeing the guy. But let's say for shits and giggles that he isnt trying to play you like a skeezer. What does it say about you if you go "hang out" with his friend? If the teacher did really dig you, you'd be on the no-fly list after that because who does that? Yeah, continue to see other people until he gets his shit together but not his friends, dummy LOL. And stop friending all his friends on Facebook, WTF is WRONG with you??? LOL....smh. I have to wonder what you said or did to make this friend even think it was cool to come at you. I have to wonder what conversations those two had about you for him to think it was cool. My guess? Teacher boy is really not that into you. Im just saying.

Again, Im not judging the girl, Im simply pointing out the insanity of her thinking. Lord knows I've had my wild child days but shit, I wasnt looking for a boyfriend. If you want a boyfriend, think like a girlfriend. If you're having fun partying and slutting around, then by all means, knock yourself out. You're young, live life! Just know its not the means to the end you seek and dont be mad about the reputation you develop behind it. Dont come in to work mad that people are talking about you because guess what? They already are.