Goose Milk

LMAO!

So yall know I don’t like to get rid of shit right? The same is true for my messenger buddy lists. Half the people on em are people I have no intention of ever talking to again, if I even remember where I know them from. Well I cant say that, I do remember where I know folks from, but we still aint got shit to talk about LOL.

But anyway, Im just telling my girlfriend about how bored I am at work today and my yahoo goes off. Its this dude I use to be real cool with, but hadn’t talked to in like 4 or 5 years. All it said was “I thought you might wanna know about some ish like that” as if whatever he said before that somehow hadn’t come through. So Im like “huh?” And he first checks to make sure I remembered him, and then tells me to go on this page on one of the sites I frequent. Im like “I don’t get it. That’s my page.” He’s like “that’s YOUR page???” Im like “uh…. Yeah.” LOL he goes “But it says she’s from Jersey.” I go “no…. it says I LIVE in Jersey, which I do now.” He goes “GTFOH!!!!” LMAO!

Obviously, dude had no idea I had relocated, but the funny part about it was that he was about to go IN on whoever this chick woulda been, who he thought had stolen my pics and was pretending to be me LOL Its completely hysterical, but also very endearing that he’d defend my honor like that, when I haven’t heard a peep (or made one) from him in like 4 or 5 years. So he’s like “How you listed on FB, Ima send you a friend request.” So I tell him and a few minutes later, the request comes.

“Goose Milk Johnson would like to be friends.”

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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I cant.

Are you serious right now? He’s been into music for years and years, producing and what not, and apparently “people” call him Goose Milk now LOL. I fucken refuse, okay? LOL I don’t care what you do, you a grown ass man, YTF are people – also grown, I presume – calling you Goose Milk? And you ANSWER to that ish? I bet you got a flip phone too huh? LOL