UGH!!!!!!

You know what really annoys me? When people approach me about something in a way thats totally misrepresentative of what they mean. I cannot stand that! Dont ask me to do one thing when what they really want me to do is something else. Say what you mean!

For instance, if I say "IM having a cookout", its pretty safe to assume that that's what I mean and that the bulk of the food will be provided by me. Etiquette dictates that you should probably ask what you can bring, just out of courtesy, but my answer is gonna be something like "chips" not "a 10lb bag of chicken" LOL. On the other hand, if I say LETS have a cookout at my house", it should be understood as a group effort, for which I am volunteering my home as the venue. The "what to bring" conversation will shake out a little different and in this case, yes, you very well may be expected to bring a 10lb bag of chicken LOL.

You see where Im going with this? LOL

Dont extend an invitation for me to participate in something "you want to throw" for somebody, then turn around and tell me how much it costs LOL. Why the fuck do I care how much it costs if YOU are "throwing" something? That phrasing suggests to me that you are putting it together AND paying for it because when it comes down to it, thats the only way you can take the credit for "throwing" it. If me and 8 other people gotta go in on it, bitch, WE throwing it LOL. Its ALL of ours LOL! And then there's the guilt trip. If you decline to participate, there's all kinda fucken drama and shit slingin. GTFOH wit alladat LOL I HATE that shit!

Furthermore, LOL, the specific event I was most recently asked about already has a function planned around it. Why do people always feel the need to supplement some shit and then I gotta feel obligated to go or be the bitch? If you absolutely HAVE to put your stamp on something, why cant you incorporate it as some kind of addition to the already-in-progress plans for the event? Matter of fact, why not just PAY for the original event since you know said homey is "throwing" it themselves? LOL. Why it gotta be..... OHHH! LMAOOOO! THATS why, LMAOOOOO! *smh* People kill me talking about they want to throw the specific thing they are throwing because they know "whomever" has been wanting it, KNOWING good and damn well that THEY are the ones who have been wanting it and they so busy pissin on your shoes and tellin you its raining, they forgot about the lengthy conversation in which they mentioned that. I'm sorry, I'm not playin patsy today, LOL. No Ma'am. Matter of fact, Ima go on ahead and put you on punishment for the rest of the day, dear heart, cause I cant, LOL.....

*smh*