He's such a brat sometimes....LOL

People are always talking about teenage girls and how dramatic they are, but Im here to tell you boys are divas too. My son is about 33 seconds away from me strangling him today - one second for every hour of gotdamn labor! LOL

His birthday is tomorrow so he's making all kinds of demands like we the damn Huxtables or some shit - aint no lawyers or obstetricians up in here. Who he think got the kinda bread for an IPOD Touch, a laptop AND a blackberry? He's only turning 12, his berries will be just as black with his Samsung Beat LOL. He can "Touch" that all damn day LOL. Oh and a white suit....... where the fuck you gon wear a white suit to? LOL

We are gonna have a party like he wants though, so of course, he wants to be all dipped and decked. We went to get his hair cut and he had an attitude because he doesnt like to get it cut low, but HE dont pay the $9 it costs, so I told his barber to take it down a little lower. He pouted all the way home - ask me if I care. But we have had this beef before, so his barber felt sympathetic and decided he would only charge him $5, so he could get the cut he wants and we can just come a little more often, without spending more.

Sweet huh? Hell no LOL. That is the biggest crock of bullshit Ive heard all week LOL. Game. Mmhmm, I know what that was about, but I will save that for another blog LOL.

So the latest attitude of the day is that Im still making him go to school tomorrow. Since when does a birthday mean you can play hooky? If my birthday wasnt on a holiday, I would have to go to work, so why the hell shouldnt he have to go to school? He has been to school ever birthday up til now, and he will be in school every birthday coming. Boy done bumped his head.

If he is this much of a mess at 12, I can only imagine the 16th and 18th birthdays. You know how all the comics talk about beating their kids before they leave the house just IN CASE they wanna lose their minds while they're out? Yeah well I might have to punch him in the chest one good time to set the standard for later LOL....