I don't really know what the fuck a polar vortex is but it seems to me to be the term for Mother Nature's bipolar disorder flaring up. I don't know if her and Father Time had a falling out, she caught him fuckin other bitches or what, but her ass mad as hell and she is taking it out on mankind. Ima need her to come through and cop a squat on the couch so she can talk out her pain because this is fucken ridiculous. Damn near 70 degrees on Christmas and now she wanna stunt on the groundhog like "oh so you think YOU run this? Spring comes when I say it comes, muthafucka! Polar vortex - NOW!"
Bitch.
I wouldn't even care if I didn't have to be out in the shit. Between Sam's Club, Walmart and then Buffalo Wild Wings, where the heat seemed to be on everywhere except our table, I been mad all gotdamn day. You know I'm mad cause it's the only time I curse this much LOL. I bet my ass don't leave this house again until Tuesday. I bet that. I done bought half of Secaucus today, we aint got no business running outta SHIT and if by chance we do, oh well, if it wasn't so damn cold, I wouldn't have forgotten it. These kids better ask Mother Nature to take this icy ass wind and blow whatever they need to our front door! Shit.
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