#6: It just keeps getting better and better LOL

You cannot make this shit up, I swear.

So if you read my previous post, you're aware that a guy I use to date recently got in touch with me and wanted to meet up tomorrow while he's in the city for court. Well in reaching out to me, he sent me a friend request on Facebook. I looked at his profile a little bit, you know, but before I could really get into it, he was calling me and I never got back around to it cause when we hung up, I went to sleep (hence, no blog being posted last night).

He called again a little while ago, just to touch base, which reminded me to go back to his profile. He's got mad pics and there's a woman in a good number of them. Not a big deal - in catching up the first time (last year), he told me he had moved to Virginia with some chick he met who's in the Navy down there. *raised brow* Oh.... okay. I'm scrolling, scrolling, scrolling, and in doing so, I'm reading a lot of the comments people are leaving and agreeing that they are a cute couple. They are. But the more I scroll, the more I'm realizing just how far back these pictures go. I came across an album of them dated September 11, 2014....

*pause*

.....we were seeing each other that summer, right up until about two weeks prior to that, to be exact. Are you fucking serious???? Yall, this nigga wasn't just being a dog, this muthafucka got ENGAGED September 2014 and from what I gather from my investigation might now be MARRIED (they in the pics, BOTH rocking rings and shit)! For real?????

Yo. LOL

I so nicely texted him to let him know he was busted, enjoy life with his wife and lose my number because I can't stand liars. He texts back "kool" BUT then calls me less than 5 minutes later! What the fuck are you calling me for, its "kool" right? LOL What's funny is I can picture in my head how his face was when he got my text and how his heart must have been racing for those next few minutes before he finally spun out and called. I'd imagine he probably hoped I would answer so he could give me some lame ass story or so we could argue about it and then he can hang up or somehow transfer that energy back to me, but NOPE! My #rejectcall game is strong LOL You got that, bruh.