PSA: To Call or Not to Call: That is the Question

I know we have discussed this before, but clearly some folks missed the memo, so let me run thru this one mo' 'gain....

It's probably not a good idea to call me between the hours of 5pm and 6:30pm, Monday thru Friday. For one, I am generally commuting during some portion of that time. For two, Im just getting off work and you cannot anticipate whether or not I had a shitty day and dont wanna be bothered with your bullshit. Under no circumstances should you call me during this time "just to say 'hey'" or "see what I've been up to." I've been up to working all damn day and fucking with these rude ass New Yorkers, trying to get home without having to make a pit stop at the local precinct LOL. That type of shit can wait til 7.... at least LOL. Can I get in the door and take my shoes off, damn?! If its a quick question, text it. If I dont respond, your question was stupid LOL.

I had the most stressful 4-6 ever last night, primarily due to the bastard who forced me to cancel my debit card behind their fraudulent shenanigans, and when I did finally make it home, all I wanted to do was sit down and have a REALLY stiff drink. My apologies to the call I totally ignored, but this decompression process should never be interrupted LOL.

Monday and Thursday nights I have assignments due by midnight, so that's probably not a good time either. Text me. If its important, I'll take a break and hit you back.

Stop calling me, LISTENING TO THE WHOLE VOICEMAIL GREETING, and then not leaving a message. Who does that, Rentacenter? LOL Once the voicemail comes on, just hang up. It aint like you're calling my work phone, where my message might say something like "I will be out of the office the week of December 12" so you know not to keep calling. My greeting never changes. You gotta know that once you get to the beep, a message is gonna register on my phone. So why aint there no fucken message, Rentacenter? Cut it out!

Yes, there are other random occasions where I can SEE you are calling and I simply wont pick up, but these are the main ones. maybe Im being a bitch about it but..... I really dont fucken care LOL. Everybody has their moments, at least Im telling you in advance what you're up against. The good news is, if you do get me, or I do call you back, I'll probably be happy and bubbly. That's good, right? I think so. So work with me, people. Help me help you LOL.

That is all.