The Cost of a Two-Step

So Im at work today right... lol... and Im about to go to lunch, so I think hey, let me check my account to see where Im at before I go ballin on the buffet. The last time I checked my account was about three days ago and I really havent spent much since then, so imagine my surprise when I find my balance is not what Im expecting to see.

I scroll down through the transactions - mostly nickel and dime stuff - until I come to this debit thats still processing. $250. WTF??? I know for a fact I didnt make any $250 purchases or payments since Friday, yet this transaction was processing from yesterday. I didnt recognize the name of the merchant either, so naturally, I call my bank.

Twenty minutes later, my card has been canceled and another one issued, and I have to call the number they gave me for the merchant, because since the payment is still processing, the bank cant do anything yet. Cool. I call the merchant.

Dont you know this $250 was done through one of thoses Groupon or Living Social type things for some muthafucken dance lessons???? DANCE LESSONS???? WHAT??? LOL Who the fuck pays $250 for dance class? Well I aint never taken a dance class, so maybe I just dont know, but I guess it dont matter when its somebody else's money.

The merchant said they reversed the charge and to check with my bank tomorrow. You bet your ass Ima check with bank tomorrow, Mister. He said he would do an investigation to get as much info as he could about the purchase so I could file a police report, but the report might end up filed against me if I actually find out who ran my shit. *earrings off* Oh, bitch, you wanna STEAL? LOL For real? Okay, LOL. Well dont you worry bout stealing nothing else cause Ima give you this here ass whoopin FA FREE...