FUMING!!!!

I am so muthafucken mad right now, I dont know what to do. This entire weekend has been an exercise in fuckery, but things were slowly starting to level out until a few minutes ago.

Im back in my bed, trying to relax so I can get up for this 6am drive to Philly in the morning, when I figure I oughta look at my assignment that's due tomorrow to see if I need to start working on it early. While Im in the system, I remember I havent checked my final grade for my class that ended last week. Grades gotta be posted by now, right?

I go into the gradebook and didnt this bitch give me a 0 for my final project???? A FUCKEN ZERO! ARE YOU FUCKEN OUTTA YOUR MIND???

So I go to the notes section where she explains her grading and this bitch got the nerve to tell me I plagiarized somebody else's work... almost every part of my paper seemed to be an almost exact regurgitation of someone's previously submitted assignments.

Yeah bitch, MINE!

My understanding is that they have some kind of system or database they run each submission through that can somehow detect similarities in word or pattern to previous submissions, scholarly text or online information. Im guessing my paper came back showing similarities - TO MY OWN SHIT - and she assumed that I must have taken it from somewhere else, when a fucken college professor should have sense enough to look at my own previous stuff before jumping to such a conclusion.

I mean think about it. How in the fuck could my final paper be an almost exact regurgitation of somebody else's shit when I dont get to see anybody else's shit? Discussion stuff I can see, but I have no visibility to their assignment submissions. My final task was basically a summary of all the stuff we did over the last six weeks, so my project was a compilation of information I gathered for discussions and assignments over the course of the class. How easy is it to just look? Pretty easy right? Well apparently she felt it easier to just assume I cheated, and in so doing, had the nerve to submit some kind of cheat report on me to the school. ARE YOU FUCKEN SERIOUS??? You dont think you should check things out before you do some shit like that which could affect my ability to even be in this program???

I.
AM.
HOT!!!

This shit for real makes me not even wanna take no more fucken classes, but I know withdrawing is not a sound decision made in such an emotional place. I responded to her "concerns" with some of my own, and directed her to do what she should have done in the first place - check my previous work. She WILL change my grade, or I will be submitting a report of my own.