Testing Me

Youre a teacher.

You send home a not-so-stellar progress report for a student.

Student’s parent is confused, because 3 days prior, your partner-teacher sent home an excellent progress report. She’s checked off all “excellents”, while you have him in danger of failing, for missing 8 assignments. Yall teaching the same class, the same shit. Which is it?

Now parent has requested that you give her a call to settle the discrepancies, and a week later, you still have not called, but the day said student comes to school and tells you his parent was coming up to the school, oh now you wanna talk to somebody LOL.

So you call and get my voicemail, and your message says to call you at the school between 8am and 2:45, however, you are in class all day and you tell the secretary who rings you to tell me you will call me back. Why would you even have me call in the middle of the school day? You know, I aint even gonna hurt myself trying to figure that out. What I will say, is let you not call me back. TODAY. You will see me TOMORROW.

#realrap