Why we still here?

It's 3 p.m. and I'm in the office saucy as hell LOL.

It's not my fault, like at all. My plan for lunch was shoe shopping. Nothing major, just a run to replace some simple loafers I feel have run their course. But noooooo. 83 degrees on a Friday and somebody has the bright idea that we should do team lunch in the park. Chipotle, no less (I kinda hate Chipotle) but I'm a team player. I did try to get lunch from another place nearby but that was a failed mission so I settled for Chipotle. Got soft tacos this time instead of that rice bowl bullshit. I still hated it but it was better. I think maybe I dont like the rice and stuff. Hell, I didnt like the chicken either so.... anyway, we lucked up and got a primo table in the park. Early-out hints started dropping left and right. Boss wasn't having it but he did buy us a pitcher of margaritas when we were done eating. I don't know how he thought that was a good idea. Ain't nobody gonna be productive after that LOL. I'm so buzzed, I can barely keep my eyes open. Then half the office was gone when we got back so you know them hints started dropping again. He hasn't said anything but I'm hoping when he's done shitting (cause I know that's what he doing after that big ass burrito LOL) he'll just call the day. I mean, they over here betting each other $20 somebody cant name the first 20 states in alphabetical order.

Clearly nobody's working. ....

Why we still here?