Military Men

I know this is a really random thought but I'm not dating any more military men either. Military men are some of the biggest liars on the planet next to politicians and fucken Aries men LOL. I had that thought over the weekend while I was sick and laid up, watching Investigation Discovery. This dude was telling his girlfriend he was deploying OVERSEAS like every 4-8 weeks and only being gone like 2-6 weeks. These are back-to-back deployments. Now I ain't never been in the military myself but I have been close enough to some of those who have to know that's not how it works. The shitty part is that a lot of women don't and these guys play on that ignorance, coupled with your admiration of their bravery and courage and all that other shiny shit those fatigues come with. We'll sit there chatting them up to our friends like they are so fucken noble - "Oh he's over in Afghanistan right now..."

Mannnnn, that nigga in Toledo with his other family, LMAO!