Must Be Crazy

I come home tonight from work and my daughter starts telling me all the stuff she has bought in the last two days from her school's book fair. Its a lotta shit. She got the whole Junie B. Jones book series, and that cost $36.95. $36.95????!!! Um.... little girl..... exactly how much did you spend at this book fair? $88.

*choke, cough, cough* WHAT???????????? LOL I swear, I could beat her knee caps off LOL. If it was just books, I MIGHT not be so mad, but she got Justin Beiber posters and all kinda other bullshit too. I could kill her. Take her right on out. But Ima "woosah" and let it go. It was her money, but damn.

And speaking of ending lives, WTF is up with this "the world is ending, beginning at 6pm on May 21" shit? I read a few articles to get the story on what this movement is, and apparently, some old guy is claiming to be able to determine this from "clues" in the Bible. Well here's your first clue, Sherlock: last I checked, the Bible states that no man will know the day or time that Jesus will come back, as he will return "like a thief in the night." So how, pray tell, do you figure that means "no man" except for you?

What I will say is that you, sir, do represent one of the false prophets we were warned to expect, and I read about some kook in Australia who is telling people he is Jesus and his girlfriend is Mary Magdalene, so true enough, the world IS coming to an end some time soon. You nuts represent some of the first signs we've been instructed to watch for. But pardon me if I still set my DVR for Celebrity Apprentice on Sunday. I'd hate to miss a show this late in the game on a humbug...