Conspiracy Theory

Can I just say that I am soooooo over this Osama bin Laden thing? Its just as bad as that damn royal wedding mess and whatever the big hubbub was before that. But I am really, really tired of hearing his name already and seeing his face plastered all over the internet and news stands. What ever happened to Charlie Sheen? LOL

I know. It’s a big deal. O-bin was a savage, who orchestrated countless terror attacks on not just America, but other nations around the world as well. I get it…… but damn.

You know what’s really pissing me off about the fact that his face is everywhere? My daughter is being haunted by it. She hugged me good night last night, and on her way back to her room, the news (which I was getting ready to turn from) started talking about him, and she ran out of the living room, almost crying, saying “No! I cant see his face again! I cant see it!”

*confusion*

She’s only seen his face once – when I showed her online, after explaining who he was and what happened on 9/11 – and it was just a regular picture. I mean, dead diabolical terrorist mastermind guy or not, it wasn’t like he was ugly LOL. He wasn’t even scary-looking. O-bin, to me, always looked like Abdul n’em from the corner store LOL. Or that Arab boy up at the basketball court, that was always chillin on a bike way too small for him, doing nothing but hollerin “hey baby” to the fast girls that walked by LOL. I mean, that’s what he looked like to me. But I guess my baby parlayed the background story into a distortion of the image she saw, and now she cant sleep with his face popping up in her head. I sent her to my room, to sleep in my bed, with something on Nick playing, to keep her mind off of it until she finally fell asleep. When I woke her up later, to go back to her bed, she didn’t even remember. Kids.

Speaking of what O-bin always looked like to me……. I got myself a theory. Now it may be valid… it may not be valid…. I don’t care, Im just putting it out there LOL. Yall ready? Ok……. now in the process of all this going on, pics of this guy have been everywhere. I started to notice….. these all the same damn picture LOL. Not all of em are exactly the same, but they all seem like a variation of the same picture – you know, like they were taken on the same day, or around the same period of time. Am I the only one who’s noticed that this dude has not aged a day in ten years? LOL I mean, you a terrorist. You not just a terrorist, you like the fucken atilla of terrorists and everybody’s lookin for you. FOR TEN YEARS. Ten years of running and hiding and tunneling and whatever the hell else you’ve had to do in order to stay under the radar, and you aint got a new wrinkle or gray nowhere? My ass would be stressed the fuck out LOL – losing mad weight, gaining mad weight, balding, bags under my eyes, SOMETHING LOL. You damn sure aint gonna be able to put no picture of me today against one from before these muthafuckas was on to me and not see a stark difference LOL. Im sayin, is it me or what?

So yall, this is what I think – and there’s a couple other things I have run across online that feed my theory: I think bin Laden BEEN dead. I cant say when, where, how, or none of that, but I think this cat been dead for a long time, and now is just the time that the powers that be have chosen to stir the grits, so to speak. Why now? IDK. Cant say what the real reason is, but I do know its comical as hell to me that this big announcement was made in the middle of “The Apprentice” just days after Donald Trump got outta his lane on that birth certificate thing. I also think it rather peculiar that we’d finally get O-bin just in time for the 10th anniversary of 9/11, and I know I don’t need to point out the fact that campaigning is just about underway for the 2012 race. COME ON SON!

Like I said, I cant speculate on any details of his death, but Im feeling like O-bin been dead for a minute, and the government just been using it as a hold card. All this is just a little too convenient for me. But let’s say its not the case, and O-bin really was killed only 5 days ago: BUSH AINT SHIT LOL. I mean, we already know this, but he was in bed with them cats. You mean to tell me this nicca Barack caught and killed this fool inside of two years, and you was talking bout you cant even FIND him for seven, when this shit happened on your watch? Then he turns up right where they said he was gonna be in the first place? LOL I woulda declined to go with Barack back to Ground Zero too, if I gotta look all them people in the face and tell em another boldface lie AND look like a scrub next to this lil skinny nigga while he straight BOSSIN’ LMAOOOOOOOOOO!

Woo, that was a good giggle right there.

I hate politics.