Im Not Going To Jail.... Yet

I finally did my taxes yall.

I do em myself every year, but this year, with the move and everything, I just didnt wanna be bothered with the complications of having to figure out all my deductions and liabilities and what not. But since I waited til the last minute, nobody could get me in before Monday's deadline. I finally sucked it up and just said eff it, let's do it.

I got my Paul, I got my black, and I got my kids pumped with the fear of God, that if they knock on this door for anything less than somebody bleeding profusely, or lying unresponsive on the floor, they will find out, firsthand, if Heaven got a ghetto LOL.

Im getting a little something back, but I still aint paid what they tried to play me and say I owed last year (in NY) so Im probably gonna end up with lunch money, but hey, its all good. Im just glad I dont owe..... well actually, thats not true either. I did owe NJ, but its a small enough amount that Im not losing no sleep over it.

I hope yall did yall taxes already. You got an extra couple of days this year - the deadline is the 18th. Get it done, folks, I cant afford bail.... AND, with the government talking about a shutdown, you better look like you gonna get on the good foot ASAP, or you gonna be lookin like Goony Goo Goo, swinging your feet, talkin bout life aint fair LOL. If there's a shut down, your refund is gonna be shut down too. Get hot. That is all.