Imperfect Life - Piggyback

And again, LOL

Same social site, different sender.

How you gonna be salty because you made me an offer I chose not to take you up on, when the offer you made wasnt even really what you were going for? "Hit me up if you need a tour guide." Really? My profile SAYS I just moved to this city - if you say "tour guide" Im gonna take that literally. Yes, I realized showing me around was probably just an excuse for you to spend time with me - Im not in kindergarten - so why dont you just say what you mean, instead of trying to be coy? I dont need a tour guide, Im not in town enough to care where anything is right now LOL. But dude really threw a temper tantrum because I said that, instead of just taking cue to be upfront about his intentions. I dont know you any more than I know these other cats, and you're not even as fly as some of them (LOL) - gimme a reason to care. I dont have the patience for anything less than straight shooting. Get your foot in the door and THEN you can get cute about some shit.

"I told you to hit me up, but I guess you dont want nothing real" LOL Really? You think low-key insulting my womanhood is gonna help your cause? "Oh well if you're getting other offers, I will just withdraw mine." LOL REALLY? Why you mad, son? Let me ask you this, fellas: if you have a desire to get to know a woman, is it not quite likely that other men do as well? And if we are on a web community, is it not within reason that those other men are probably reaching out to her, just like you are? Its never about the first offer, its about the best offer, the most suitable, fitting offer.

So you know me, I try to remain a lady at all times *pause* LOL I basically was like ok well we apparently are sailing in different directions, it's all good, everything aint for everybody. This muthafucka got the nerve to come back and say to me that he's in a great position, goes on to run down his "stats" and then said I was the one with the baggage so he still has the upper hand LOL. Word? Well in that whole rundown, the only thing that doesnt also apply to me is that he has no children, so lets assess this, shall we? LOL You dont have any children, the only thing that separates us on paper, yet you're STILL on this site trolling for honeys. I win, fuck you very much.

And this is what Im talking about. This is the type of bullshit you encounter on regular social networking sites. Aint suppose to be no expectations, just random conversation. Imagine if it were an actual love connection type site. I aint built for it.

Salty dudes are soooooo unattractive. He's still got the upper hand. GTFOH.