Caveats

Ok dammit, a sense of humor only gonna take you so far LOL. Some shit is just straight up annoying.

First of all, lazy ass questions. Not stupid questions, LAZY questions. I really hate for someone to ask me a question that they could just look up themselves. This aint no proprietary “Dig” shit, only I would know. You asking me something I’d have to google too LOL. YOU google it. Then I get the aftershock: “You ok? You seem kinda short.” Well I guess I am NOW LOL. I was fine five minutes ago LOL. Like my mama. Yall know I aint even talking to my mama. She steady tryna find reasons to make me talk to her. She has called my cell a couple times and I have ignored her. So one day last week, after being ignored, she pops up at my door, unannounced (ooooooh, I hate that!) asking me what happened with somebody’s court date.

**staring into the camera**

Write that fool and ask him. It aint like yall aint in contact. Then she emailed me yesterday talking bout “where is the area code 914?”

**staring into the camera**

Really? The same way I can go Bing some shit, YOU can go Bing some shit. Stop fucken asking me questions when you know I aint speaking to you. I cant stand it when she tries to bait me. I know what that’s about – family reunion is coming up and she gonna want me to put some people up. Hmmpf. **rme**

Second, stop fucken calling me and not leaving messages if you gonna cry about me not calling you back. Im really not in the habit of seeing a missed call and calling the person like “did you call me?” Of course you called me, that’s why your name and number is in my call log. The question is what did you want? And frankly, if it wasn’t important enough for you to leave me a message about, I’ve got to assume its not important enough for me to worry about it.

And on that note, equally as stupid, why do people say shit like “I saw your FB status?”

**staring into the camera**

You were supposed to…. along with the 500 other people with viewing privileges on my page. What about it? Ugh!

Thank God I went and got my gym membership poppin today. Don’t worry, if it clears my mind too much and I run outta stuff to write about, I’ll stop going LOL. Yup, its that simple LOL.