This Bitch...

My bad yall, I been meaning to come in here all day, but every time I got ready to, this bitch at work was sending me an email. I cant even remember WTF I was originally gonna come talk about.

Scenario:

Bitch use to be my admin. The department restructured and now she's not, however, my account contacts arent all aware of this change yet, so they will occasionally still call or email her to do things for them. At this point, she's got two choices: either help em, or redirect them to me. Bitch decides she aint helping nobody. Fine. Just redirect em. Simple enough, right?

So this broad gets an email from one of my customers on Friday. FRIDAY. She replies to their email and copies me AND MY BOSS in, saying she doesnt handle my accounts anymore, and to contact me directly. Fine. "Yeah I'll call him." I called the guy and got his voicemail, but I didnt leave a message, because I intended to just try him back. As my days sometimes have it, it got busy and I didnt get a chance to call again.

This morning, another email, this time TO the customer, again copying in my boss. "Im sorry she did not call you....." (etc, etc) Bitch, what?

Me: "I called him, but didnt get him. I'll try him again after I get off this conference call.

Do you know this bitch emailed me again an hour later, AGAIN copying in my boss: "Did you call the customer yet? I just want to make sure I can close out this issue on my end." Close out WHAT issue on your end? You dont have an end LOL. You were never helping him, you were just handing it off to me. I didnt even reply to her shit, because by that point, there was nearly no way that I was gonna be able to keep it professional.

One, you sent me the initial email on FRIDAY AFTERNOON. Not only was it FRIDAY AFTERNOON, it was the last day of the month, which you know like I know is ALWAYS a madhouse. He lucky I even got a chance to call him initially, the fact that I couldnt get back to him again should be nobody's surprise. Two, are you really emailing me again at 9am on Monday morning? Bitch, we dont work weekends, which means, essentially, it has not even been 24 hours. Three, if you gonna hand some shit off to me, HAND IT OFF. Dont keep emailing me, asking me bout some shit, cause like you keep reminding me, you dont handle my accounts anymore. Go file your damn nails and mind your fuckin business. And stop copying my boss like him being on the email is gonna change my actions. I will get to it when I fucken get to it - he is not my only customer. "Oh I just copied him in because if you were unable to get to the customer, he might have asked another person to call him."

*staring into the camera*

Its MY customer. Why in the fuck would he ask somebody else to call him? Dont be fucken stupid all your life, ok? And stop talking to me like IM stupid. You know good and damn well thats not why you copied him in. Dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining, how bout that?

Fucken ass. Ugh!