You're WHO now?

Woo, Lord, I almost had to snap on this bitch today LOL.

I know its probably sooooo not that serious, but certain shit I take REAL personal.

Im still getting my feet wet on the job, right? Well most deals take 2 calls to close - the initial information exchange and then the follow up call, which my manager typically makes. She happened to be out today, so her nemesis made a callback for me. I was perfectly fine with that... until she said she was me.

First of all, if you know me personally, you know I have a somewhat unique voice. Nobody is gonna call you and say they are me and not raise your eyebrow. I only spoke to this guy once, but he commented about my voice when we spoke - a conversation she was party to - so WHY would you call and say you are me?

Second of all, YOUR phone voice is fucking annoying. I LITERALLY wanna pull my own hair out strand by strand when you speak, just in hopes that the pain would overtake the sound of your fucking voice. Not to mention that "um" thing you do every 8 words that no real professional respects.... dont you ever in your life call somebody, pretending to be me!

She blew the deal and frankly, I think it had a lot to do with the fact that she said she was me when Im sure he knew she wasnt. I wouldnt sign on either, shoot, if you tryna pull a bait and switch on me now, I can imagine what my subsequent experience with yall might be. But like I said before, she thinks she is Queen of all things Platinum (exec ranking) so you cant tell her nothing. She is selling herself the dream that he was on that bullshit from the beginning and was never going to sign on. Guess we'll never know now, but I bet she'll never call somebody as me again either, cause I damn sure let her know that I did not appreciate it. I cant even explain to you how hot it got me that she did that. I wouldnt have even cared about the guy blowing out - it happens - but why couldnt you have done like my actual manager would have done and said you were following up for me because I was out today or in a meeting? You, ma'am, will never call another customer saying you are me.

And now she feels like shit because our director came to me today and said Im so good wit mine, she wants me to close my own deals. Thats what Im talkin about. These bitches wasnt ready for me but they better get ready, cause I aint takin no prisoners....