Chile, BYE!

People just make me so tired LOL.

First of all....

You ever hear somebody say some shit like "I hate when people say I look like _______" and in your mind you're like "bitch, who says that shit?" LOL. I saw a stat this morning from this chick, complaining about people always saying she looks like or is built like Serena Williams LOL. What? a) you dont look nothing like no damn Serena Williams, except maybe round about the elbows, and b) BUILT like her? If you dont get the fuck outta here! Sweetie follow me............this here is the Prudential Center. See all these seats? Why dont you go ahead and have ALL of them LOL. I swear black people make me sick LOL.

And white people make me sick too LOL. Matter of fact, I gotta throw the asians in there too cause the bullshit they ran on me today LOL. We all heard the yelling when it started but nobody knew what it was and nobody went to see, but 2 minutes later, here comes the cute little white girl flying across the room, face red, fingers frantically running through her hair (thats how you know something is wrong with white people, they frantically run their fingers through their hair LOL).

"She punched me in the face!" LOL What? LOL

Everybody looked at the door like " 'she' who?" cause nobody came in behind her but she started mumbling so it took the next 3 hours to piece together that the cute little white girl got punched in the face by the cute little asian girl cause both of them were blowing the same cute little white boy LOL. These bitches get suspended for the rest of the week, without pay, and meanwhile, this muthafucka's a rock star LOL. "Meet the guy wit two bitches....... Now he got ALL the bitches" LMAO! But wait, the cute little asian girl was already back in the joint when the cute little white girl ran in crying, so you mean to tell me the bitch punched you in the face and then left you in the hallway??? LMAOOOOOOOOOO!

#icant

And today is the big boss's birthday so now that we've had a random assortment of mini cupcakes from Crumbs, we also shuttin down at 4:30 to go back to the bar. Ima need a note from my doctor or something LOL. I like a good drink as much as the next person but this is just ri-dam-diculous.

Someone please call 911 LOL.