25:18

The midgets wore me out at the mall today but hey, the boy child is only gonna turn 18 once. I still can't believe it. 18. Hell, I still can't believe I'm 40, but I guess we're both getting up there. Our night ended at Red Lobster so needless to say it's been a good one. I'm full, I'm exhausted, and I'm gonna sleep better than I have since I don't even know when, knowing he had a great day and that I got to share it with him.

Happy birthday, baby boy!