23: Butter, Baby!

Today was great.

First week of every month we do a team breakfast but today it was changed to a team lunch. Somebody had the amazing inspiration to suggest Red Lobster and of course, I'm ALL the way in. As luck would have it, my boss, who has only been in America since July, had never been, so this was not just going to be lunch. This was going to be an EXPERIENCE. And it's Lobsterfest? WHAT?

Every single one of us, except the weirdo I was talking about earlier this week, went in. Weirdo got a soup and salad. Who goes to Red Lobster and orders soup and salad? That guy, that's who. But whatever. It was delicious. We all expected to spend the rest of the afternoon in a food coma but surprisingly, we got a lotta shit done. Red Lobster is the grace of God.... dipped in a Saturday afternoon nap.... and wrapped in a Nordstrom sale LOL. People who hate on it, go back to the emptiness of your soulless lives and let the rest of us bask in our butter LOL