Really Though?

I meant to post this yesterday but didnt get around to it. People never cease to amaze me.

Thursday night, I went to bed around midnight or so. An hour and a half later, my cell phone scares the shit outta me, ringing and buzzing - "Empire State of Mind" leads with some wicked bass, even as a ringtone. I grab my phone and dont recognize the Rochester number, but I notice the time and start to worry that something might have happened. I keep my phone on all night, just for that reason.

"Hello?"

"Wassup, I know you aint sleep?"

Who the fuck...? "Yes, I was. Who is this?"

"Big dick."

*staring into the camera* "Who?"

"Big dick." Wow, he actually repeated it. "You said you be up all night, how you sleep? Wake your ass up!"

"WHO IS THIS???"

"Twan."

"Twan?"

"Yeah."

"Well, Twan, I think you've got the wrong number."

"Maybe I do." *hangs up*

I had the biggest attitude. How you gonna call the wrong person at 1:30 in the morning, talkin bout "this is big dick?" LOL Then I tell you that you have the wrong number and you just hang up, without any kind of apology for the late call or the vulgar commentary?

Strangely enough, I was able to go right back to sleep, despite the aggravation, but I wake up yesterday morning and see this text message from that same number, time stamped shortly after we hung up:

"Wake that ass, up I got $50 for that pussy right now"

*staring into the camera*

Are you fucken kidding me? LOL I was aggravated all over again.

Didnt I tell you that you had the wrong number? Why would you turn around and send a text like that to the same damn number I told you was wrong? Not to mention, you called me on some mack shit, like whomever it was you were trying to reach was supposed to be ready and waiting for your call, and now you peeling off a fifty for the ass? A FIFTY, NIGGA? LOL I dont know who's more corny, you or the bitch you was tryna call!

*RME*

I was hot, so I took to Facebook and put the dude on front. That's some wack ass shit if I ever seen some wack ass shit. And who around here giving up the cooch for $50 a pop? LOL She needs her ass kicked too. And knowing how a lotta them Roc broads do, if he had gotten the right chick, she probably woulda thought that shit was cute. I can almost guarantee she woulda let that fool come through. *smh*

I am just TOO disgusted with the state of relations these days. I mean I aint too long out of the single life to have forgotten how some of those late night phone calls go, and if she had something going on with this dude, the call woulda probably been fine in the direction it was going. But the text? #COMEONSON If I had an ep pending with some dude and he followed up with some shit like that, do you know how quick his ass woulda been read? If you know me, Im sure you have some idea. What kinda female gives a dude that kinda room to move? Isnt it clear that a cat that would come at you like that aint bout shit and dont think you are either? Come on, baby, we got to do better than this.

*smh*