A Really Dumb Day

My eye is killing me. What I thought was a sty.... well.... it still might be a sty.... but rather than on the rim, where my eyelashes are, its like... on my lid... like UNDER the skin.... so it feels like a pimple.... or a mosquito bite... and it fucken hurts. Whats more, its making my damn eyeball itch.... which is even more torture cause rubbing it to relieve it hurts too. And because Im doing that, I wouldnt be surprised if this shit is swollen in the morning....#FML

Work was stupid. I made 77 calls today - 77!!!! And yielded zero results. Where they do that at? I showed up this morning to find slews of fire trucks and all the building's employees outside - an evacuation due to a fire on the 20-something-th floor. We didnt get back in the building until 10:30 and it was all downhill from there.

I did however get my AMEX in the mail. Its the corporate card - not a personal one - but still.... I never imagined I would live to see the day my name was on a damn American Express. Thank God for small miracles LOL.

While I was standing outside at work with everyone else, I heard somebody call my name. I was like who the hell could be calling me, IDK anybody. I look and its a girl I knew in high school. We reconnected on FB so I knew she had moved to Jersey, but IDK she worked in the city and wouldnt ya know - she works in my damn building! LOL How crazy is that? Small world, I tell ya. Small world.

Oh and my father? You know, the one I wouldnt piss on if his ass was on fire? Yeah him. He's now my friend on FB. #progress

*squint*

So its been a bit of a strange day in general. I feel like I should go outside and stand in the middle of the street. Not so I can get hit by a car or anything, but some aliens in a passing UFO might need directions LOL...

Dont mind me. Carry on.