That Bullshit

Woo, chile! Today tested my patience, my sanity, my religion.... shit, only thing it didnt test was my damn blood sugar LOL. *smh*

Got the washer machine hose coming out of the wall, water spilling out all over my damn finished hardwoods...

Then the damn Comcast fool came out and set up my internet and somehow managed to disconnect my Direct TV, only I been writing all day, so I hadnt turned it on and didnt know. The midgets come home telling me none of the TV's are working, talkin bout "you aint pay the bill?" LMAO! Why it gotta be cause I aint pay the bill though? LOL See, thats that bullshit.

Then I call Comcast and they talkin bout they cant come back out til Wednesday. I call Direct Tv and they cant come out til Wednesday either, AND they gonna charge me $49 cause Comcast fucked it up. Dude gonna tell me "oh I see you dont have the package, so we're gonna have to assess the fee." Well why dont I have the damn package, Akhmed? I didnt know there was a package, and you still aint offer it to me, so how Ima have it?

Then the devil tried to get me. He tried to get me, yall LOL.

I dont care if you love somebody with every red blood cell God ever gave you, we all have at LEAST one person that we should simply stay away from, ESPECIALLY when we are in a relationship. These are the people that get under our skin and into our blood – those sexy ass, slick talking, bangin body, full lipped, electric muthafuckas that you just cant seem to shake, once they get that hold on you. The only thing that will release you from their grip is time and space. Even if you both have resigned yourselves to being "just friends", one chance encounter can put you right back in the middle of some bullshit. All it takes is for you to run into them at a mall, or a grocery store, and stop to chat for two lousy minutes. That person will be on your mind for the next four muthafucken days. God forbid you got a random phone call - they just wanted to "see how you were doing." Mm hmm. That's that bullshit. Stay your ass away from them. They just tryna pull you back in.

Me, of course, I gots to get the random damn phone call. Now historically, no matter what else I had going on in my life, I get this phone call and I'm all in. "You wanna go to lunch or something?" Yup, LOL. "You wanna go get a drink or something?" Yup, LOL. "I wanna see you." Cool, what's up with right now, I aint doing nothing LMAO!

But yall, when I tell you I got this call today and didnt even flinch, Im talkin bout "aight, well I gotta mop up this water, so....." LOL. Thats when you know you got something good - when that muthafucka you use to never be able to say no to might as well be a bill collector calling your phone LOL. If you dont have somebody in your life and youre able to do that, that means you've grown the fuck up. Either way, it's awesome, but Ima need not to have no more fucken surprises tonight cause my damn TV dont work and I cannot be held responsible if I blow a fuse up in this bitch, Im just sayin.

Shit.