Why dont I have my own reality show again?

So yall know I love and hate my job at the same damn time. Despite the aggravation I sometimes have to endure, I really had no intentions on leaving until after I finish my Masters this summer and find something I can do long-term. That being said, I get a call last week from a recruiter who stumbled across my resume online. I forgot the damn thing was even still posted, but that’s neither here nor there lol…… We get to talking about the opportunity, which is back in the industry I’ve spent most of my career in and paying really great money. The company is a difficult one to get into in this position, so I have no expectations, but I humor an interview earlier this week, which I SLAY. The dude pretty much tells me he is going to recommend me for the job so it’s now just a matter of him notifying the recruiter guy and HR working out the details, etc.

Now Im bugging cause I woke up that morning debating if I was even gonna go to the damn interview since I really didn’t think I had a shot in hell of getting it. When I decided to go on ahead and go, I threw on my city girl shit and walked in there without a care in the world, no pressure, cause again, I figured there was no way in hell I was really gonna get it, so why should I stress? Lo and behold, the guy loves me and now Im really considering making this move.

So I realize that I forgot to grab the guy’s card before I left and I wanted to send a thank you email so this morning I call the recruiter guy who set it all up and ask if he’s got the guy’s email address. He goes, “No I don’t, actually, he’s no longer with the company. What did you do to the guy, kill him? He's just gone!"

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

What? LOL Dude! I totally thought he was kidding. Homie was dead ass serious – dude up and quit that bitch, no warning, no nothing. The recruiter dude aint even know what happened, son just bounced LOL. So in between bouts of laughter at his own cluelessness about how to proceed, the recruiter says he’s gonna see about getting me back in next week with a different manager. I said okay but I gotta tell ya…. IDK if Im going back to that muthafucka LOL. I mean this guy, who was in a MANAGEMENT position, straight dropped the mic on they asses. Something aint right with the milk. The money was good – REAL good – but I recall how stressful that work was and it’s a lot of the reason I was looking to get out of it in the first place. The manager I met with reiterated that a couple of different times in talking to me about the job. Not to mention, I had to go all black ops just to get to the interview without alarming my current job. I don’t know if I could pull that off again so soon if I wanted to. So IDK. I think Im gonna have to let this ship go on and sail.

Sigh.

This typa shit only happens to me.