Out past curfew

Yo, my nephew is the funniest. I don't even know if HE himself is funny, but some funny shit happens every damn time he comes around LOL.

He was down here with the midgets while I was gone this week (He's 20. Put your phones down LOL). He was taking the bus back upstate tonight and it was his first trip down by himself so I went with him to make sure he got on the bus alright. We get to the bus stop (for the bus into the city) and he's like "Auntie, you mind if I smoke my weed? I need to get right before I take this ride." Dude, you 20 and we outside, what Ima do? LOL So he pulls out this glass capsule looking thing that I guess was some kinda new-fangled pipe or something, had to be about four inches long (never seen anything like it before)... and he gets about 3 pulls off before the bus comes. I get on the bus first and he gets on behind me with his suitcase, which he leaves up front by the bus driver. I sit in the double seats about 4 rows back and he occupies the doubles right across from me. About 30 seconds later, I hear all this banter coming from the large group of folks in the back of the bus. I hear it but I aint really listening until I see my nephew's body shaking in laughter. I realize he is laughing at them so I tune in and hear that they are commenting on the pungent ass smell of weed that I hadn't even noticed until they pointed it out. But I will be DAMNED if that boy didn't smell like a pound of glaucoma rectification LOL. I said goooooot DAYUM! LOL The crew in the back is BUGGIN, and we both cracking up at the jokes too cause he really was about to get the whole damn bus high off a contact. Like LITERALLY. One dude comes up from the back like "dude, I wanna hug you right now. I been looking for the weed man to come through all damn day and his ass aint show up so I swear, if hugging you wouldnt be weird.... but it would be weird..... so I just wanna be close" LOL.....smh

Yo. These people was wilding out. I have no idea where they were coming from, deep like that on a Sunday night (there were probably bout 10 or 12 of em, only 4 dudes) but they was living way out loud tonight, jack LOL. Definitely the most interesting bus ride I have had in my almost 3 years of living out here.

Then we get to the terminal and we go to the Trailways station because even though my nephew already has his ticket, it doesn't say what gate he's supposed to go to. There is only one person working but there is only one person in the line so it was whatever. This older man gets in line behind us and sees me ask my nephew to see his ticket. He's like "Where you going? I can tell you what gate you suppose to be at." We look at each other and then I say "Rochester." Dude goes, "The 10:55? I mean 10:45? Yeah, that's gate 22. They boarding right now. What you wanna do is go right down this escalator and loop back thissaway. They boarding right now." Me and neph like how the fuck does he know that? WHY the fuck does he know that? LMAO! But sure enough, we go down the escalator and loop around to gate 22 and them muthafuckas was sure enough boarding the bus LOL.

I swear. NYC has some of the most random ass people in the world and all it takes is for you to be out past your curfew to experience some shit that'll make your day LOL. Im ready for life now LOL.....