That shit cray.

Just some stuff I came across at http://www.buzzfeed.com/discovery/10-of-the-weirdest-alcoholic-beverages-in-the-worl-70b3


Pizza Beer

"This culinary concoction was first devised by Tom and Athena Seefurth after they came across a surplus of tomatoes and garlic." I guess sauce was just too easy, huh?



Bacon vodka

"Bacon makes everything better." Not vodka.



Scorpion

"This single grain vodka is infused with nothing but the highest grade farm raised scorpions. What about the deadly venom you ask? Not to worry, the toxins are neutralized via a special process before being added to the vodka. The scorpions are edible too, if that's your thing." It's soooooooo not my thing LOL.



Snake wine

"Snake wine is predominantly found in Asia and is typically produced by infusing entire snakes into rice wine. The alcohol is believed to have medicinal properties that improve everything from hair loss to sexual virility." Now that looks cool as shit. I'd buy a couple bottles just to put on top of the bar..... but I aint really tryna drink it. In my mind, that snake is alive and just waiting for me to pop the top LOL.



Three Lizard Liquor

"To make this reptilian beverage, lizards (three to be precise), typically of the gecko-variety, are left to soak in rice liquor. The traditional eastern medicine theory states that this allows the lizard's energy to be absorbed by the alcohol and thus transferred to whoever drinks it." This shit, Im good on.



Squirrel beer

"Billed by BrewDog as the "strongest, most expensive and most shocking beer in the world," this $765/bottle brew is 55 percent alcohol and comes encased in a taxidermic squirrel repurposed from roadkill."

*staringintothecamera*

Oh HELL naw!!! LMAO!