"I know you lost your virginity a long time ago, I just want the box it came in."
"Yeah, I'm married, but that dont mean I cant still treat you like a queen. I want to set the bar high enough so that the next man to reach it actually deserves the chance to give you what I cant."
"I will fly you down here, taste you, and send you home wondering what the dick is like. But dont worry, I'll text you a picture of it when you get home."
#dead
I need to cancel my internet service LOL.
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